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Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

March 24, 2016 Miss Vanessa

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The PARANORMAL ACTIVITY series comes to a close with the preparations for a diabolical goal. Always one to do my research (stop spluttering at the back), I watched all the films in the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY franchise in order to be able to compare, contrast and critique THE GHOST DIMENSION. I actually came away from the […]

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Goosebumps

February 4, 2016 Miss Vanessa

Three teenagers inadvertently release chaos, monsters and an unedited first draft on small-town Delaware. The idea behind GOOSEBUMPS is a good one: R.L. Stine’s collection of his hugely popular GOOSEBUMPS books are somehow capable of releasing their monsters if opened, teenager new to the town accidentally opens a book, calamity ensues. However, the film never […]

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Hammered at Gallifrey 2016

January 27, 2016 Mr Ash

Going to Los Angeles for the Gallifrey One convention next month? So are we! Myself and Mr Paul will be present throughout the convention and we’ll even be on a couple of panels: Mr Paul will be on ‘James Bond Deathmatch’ on Friday February 12th at 5:00pm Spectre has come and gone, Daniel Craig may […]

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Tales From Beyond The Pale: The Hole Digger & The Trawler

January 4, 2016 Miss Vanessa

Two chilling tales of horror, monsters and things that go ‘scrape’ in the night. Having grown up listening to audio books and radio dramas, all the while developing a taste for horror and record players, reviewing the limited edition vinyl release of a double feature from TALES FROM BEYOND THE PALE has been a treat […]

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The Sand

December 3, 2015 Miss Vanessa

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The morning after a drunken beach party, a group of college students find themselves hung-over, stranded and in terrible danger. Ah, a day at the beach. Blue skies, warm sunlight, golden sand and mortal peril… at least, that’s how things are for the handful of people who wake up to find that, if they step […]

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NASTY

November 23, 2015 Mr Ash

In case you haven’t kept track of my comings and goings, I was on a horror based panel at the Nine Worlds Geekfest 2015. Amongst my co-panelists was director and general creative force Prano Bailey-Bond. During (and after the discussion) there was mention of her next project, which at that point was in post production: […]

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Cooties

November 18, 2015 Miss Vanessa

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A group of school teachers fight for their lives against a horde of zombie children. Is anywhere safe? Will Clint live to finish his novel? Is it possible to pronounce ‘dual rear wheel’? Forget Jamie Oliver and his blender – once you’ve seen COOTIES, you’ll definitely want to avoid chicken nuggets for a while. Like […]

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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Newscast emerges!

November 14, 2015 Mr Ash

The first Hammered Horror Newscast is done and ready to download. It will either arrive automatically via your normal podcasting device or can be found in the side bar to the right. Go on, have a look, it’s just there!* Or you can find it in the menu up there, or you can click this […]

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Ash Vs Evil Dead: Episodes 1 & 2 Review (Spoilers)

November 12, 2015 Mr Paul

I would like, if I may dear reader, to paint for you a picture called 1983. I was a youth of 10 years of age and my love of horror was but a murmur in my pre-pubescent heart. I needed to have two teeth pulled by the dentist and had reached an agreement with my […]

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New Website! New Horizons! Same Content! New Content!

November 9, 2015 Mr Ash

Hello Fiends! Whilst we’ve been absent from your ears for the past few months, a large amount of effort has been going into migrating over to a new website, the results of which you can see here in front of you. Now, this isn’t just your traditional nip and tuck facelift, oh no. This website […]