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The official code monkey of Hammered Horror. Hater of doors, lover of carnage, banned from possessing cutlery within 50ft of any form of vent/window.

Hammered Horror 33: The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires

http://traffic.libsyn.com/hammeredhorror/HH33.mp3 Just in time for the Chinese New Year, Mr Paul and Mr Ash return to travel to distant lands in search of The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires. Can P-Cush save the day? What of his Sons burgeoning removal van empire? And will Ash ever get over Chunking? Download Link

Hammered Horror Bonus: Vanessa!

http://traffic.libsyn.com/hammeredhorror/HH-Bonus-Vanessa.mp3 Ash takes a few moments out to chat with HH Rookie Vanessa who has joined the team to write reviews, vent about Dirty Dancing and name and shame owners of carpeted bathrooms! Download here

Hammered Horror 32: Rare Exports

http://traffic.libsyn.com/hammeredhorror/HH32.mp3 Mr Paul and Mr Ash find some Christmas cheer and return to the Hammered House to record an episode just in time for the most jolly time of year. Pull up a yule log and warm your ballsacks by the open fire as we leave for Finland in search of RARE EXPORTS. Download here

Hammered Horror Newscast: 20th November 2015

News http://dailydead.com/alien-covenant-title-treatment-synopsis-and-release-date/ http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3370446/you-can-own-ripleys-seiko-watch-from-aliens/ http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3370393/r-i-p-michael-c-gross-the-creator-of-the-ghostbusters-logo-has-passed-away/ http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3370486/syfy-plans-halloween-event-on-channel-zero/ http://dailydead.com/the-vincent-price-collection-iii-blu-ray-release-date-and-cover-art/ Reviews A Christmas Horror Story  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3688406/ The Final Girls  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2118624/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Bone Tomahawk  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2494362/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Download Link

Hammered Horror Newscast: First Edition

http://traffic.libsyn.com/hammeredhorror/Hammered_Horror__Newscast_13th_November_2015.mp3 Welcome Fiends, to the first episode of the Hammered Horror Newscast. This week’s links: http://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3369456/on-the-passing-of-gunnar-hansen/ http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3366197/george-a-romero-finds-9-minutes-of-lost-night-of-the-living-dead-footage/ http://dailydead.com/the-walking-dead-casts-jeffrey-dean-morgan-as-negan/ http://dailydead.com/friday-the-13th-the-game-surpasses-kickstarter-goal/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2393827/?ref_=nv_sr_1 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4163020/?ref_=nv_sr_1 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3305844/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Hammered Horror 31: The Blob

Can collecting hobo Mr Paul and mulleted rebel without a clue Mr Ash return to tackle a Frank Darabont masterpiece! No, not the one with the zombies, the one with The Blob, which is called… The Blob. We take a look at this vastly underrated remake which shows that even in the late 1980s, the […]

Hammered Horror 23: The Thing

http://traffic.libsyn.com/hammeredhorror/HH23.mp3 It’s time for another trip to the depths of depravity and this time we explore the shapeshifting horror that is ‘The Thing’. No, not the 2011 Prequel. The Good one. With Wilford Brimley. EDIT: When I hit release on this post I was unaware of the passing of Richard Dysart. Thankfully I don’t think […]

We are Hammered Horror, Ask us (almost) anything!

We’re approaching our first Birthday here at Hammered Horror, and it seems like a good time to reach out to you the listener. We’re going to be doing a special episode where we answer your questions, respond to your feedback and spend some time ruminating on what is best in life. For this to work, we need […]

Hammered Horror Uncut – Bonus Material from our Tremors Episode!

Sometimes you think ‘I’ll just get a nice 10-20min interview with this author and that’ll be that’. An hour later you’re still talking. So whilst Hammered Horror Episode 11 contains a 18min segment of the interview, here is the full 50min discussion with Jonathan Melville, author of ‘Seeking Perfection: The Unofficial Guide to Tremors’. If […]

First episode coming soon!

The lads are set to record this week, so keep an eye out for ‘Hammered Horror’ Episode 1 in which we’ll be taking a look at 1985’s ‘Return of the Living Dead’. We’ll be following that up with a look at a film featuring Monkeys and Roddy McDowall, but not as you’re used to with […]