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Goosebumps

February 4, 2016 Miss Vanessa

Three teenagers inadvertently release chaos, monsters and an unedited first draft on small-town Delaware. The idea behind GOOSEBUMPS is a good one: R.L. Stine’s collection of his hugely popular GOOSEBUMPS books are somehow capable of releasing their monsters if opened, teenager new to the town accidentally opens a book, calamity ensues. However, the film never […]

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Tales From Beyond The Pale: The Hole Digger & The Trawler

January 4, 2016 Miss Vanessa

Two chilling tales of horror, monsters and things that go ‘scrape’ in the night. Having grown up listening to audio books and radio dramas, all the while developing a taste for horror and record players, reviewing the limited edition vinyl release of a double feature from TALES FROM BEYOND THE PALE has been a treat […]

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The Sand

December 3, 2015 Miss Vanessa

+15

-4

The morning after a drunken beach party, a group of college students find themselves hung-over, stranded and in terrible danger. Ah, a day at the beach. Blue skies, warm sunlight, golden sand and mortal peril… at least, that’s how things are for the handful of people who wake up to find that, if they step […]

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NASTY

November 23, 2015 Mr Ash

In case you haven’t kept track of my comings and goings, I was on a horror based panel at the Nine Worlds Geekfest 2015. Amongst my co-panelists was director and general creative force Prano Bailey-Bond. During (and after the discussion) there was mention of her next project, which at that point was in post production: […]

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Cooties

November 18, 2015 Miss Vanessa

-5

A group of school teachers fight for their lives against a horde of zombie children. Is anywhere safe? Will Clint live to finish his novel? Is it possible to pronounce ‘dual rear wheel’? Forget Jamie Oliver and his blender – once you’ve seen COOTIES, you’ll definitely want to avoid chicken nuggets for a while. Like […]

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Ash Vs Evil Dead: Episodes 1 & 2 Review (Spoilers)

November 12, 2015 Mr Paul

I would like, if I may dear reader, to paint for you a picture called 1983. I was a youth of 10 years of age and my love of horror was but a murmur in my pre-pubescent heart. I needed to have two teeth pulled by the dentist and had reached an agreement with my […]

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Turbo Kid

August 28, 2015 Mr Ash

In the post apocalyptic world of the future (1997) the remnants of the human race fight and scavenge to survive. In this world lives our hero, obsessed by comic books and other relics of the past that he finds during his many trips into the Wasteland. When the evil Zeus kidnaps his mysterious new friend […]

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Attack of the Werewolves

July 7, 2014 Mr Paul

Shopping. It’s an absolute sod. The sad fact is that many of us will have to face this monster on a regular basis. The weekly Supermarket run is a chore of unbound boredom and enforced trolley wrangling that invokes feelings of utter dread in all of us. How do we cope with this terrible […]